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Back to School!

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Ah school,

As a young pup I remember walking through those finely lit hallways, smiling, and tipping my hat to passers by…perhaps falling ass backwards into a hella round of duck duck gooses, Those were days where the future held no bounds. The days whereTransformers kicked ass, and the Go-Bots were gayer than He-Man.
And Those were the very days of which we were to mold ourselves into quality adults. Those were the days when I could still be an astronaut, a scientist, or even the president of these United States…

AND DAMMIT THOSE DAYS ARE BACK!
WOO! I AM FUCKING PUMPED!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE SPIT IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah school…

I, Through many days of soul searching I realized, that my dream to become an astronaut/scientist/the president of the united states, had taken a back seat to my second love…Smokin’ the fiiiinest cheeba, hwhoopin’ the tricks, and playin b-ball outside of the school.

Now…

Even though I have no interest in quitting any of those things, I have decided that if I am ever to be the best hwhooper of tricks, I better touch up on my maths.

At Mt. Hood community college March 29th…I did just that.

My first class was algebra, bright and early at 2:00 in the after noon…And let me tell you, I, was, exhausted!

But luckily, I was born with the alertness of a mastodon, because any normal person would’ve fallen asleep in the middle of class, due to exhaustion.

A couple things to know:

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This is my teacher…and her last name is Titcomb

I shit you not…TITCOMB!

Her name might as well be Boobbrush…In fact…In hindsight, I should have told her that. I’d bet Dollars to donuts, That she’s never heard that before in her young life.

Speaking of young…honestly…How old does she look? I think she might be younger than me…ain’t that a bitch.

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This may be the coolest thing I’ve ever put my name on


Synthetic Electronic Android Normally for Basic Assassination, Immediate Learning and Efficient Yelling


Get Your Cyborg Name

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Man…What to say???

After 6 hours straight of watching everything from E! News Live to Larry King live…There’s nothing left to say

Michael Jackson will be remembered as many things but…

I remember him as The One

The Only…

CAPTAIN EO!!!

So in honor of his and life and death I give you…

The Adventures of Captain EO

A Walt Disney Joint…

in it’s entirety

Part 1

Part 2

Did you see the credits?

Lucas
Coppola
Huston

Love it!!!

Thanks Michael

HEE HEE! Shamon!

BREAKING NEWS!

I can’t believe it…Perez Hilton hacked into my Photobucket account…and judged my every move!!

I know I should be flattered that he picked me…But…He just makes me feel…….”fugly”

You want proof???

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He didn’t just stop there…He put comments on pictures from my childhood and awkward teenage years…

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Not even my FRIENDS were safe…

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This…(holding back tears)…This was the last straw…

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I’m speechless…How can someone be so cruel…what a coward…I might have to send my manager to punch him in the face.

Ridin’ the Oregon Trail

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That’s right baby!!!

Sean is no longer a dead beat…At least, not a hungry dead beat.

As of 10:30 this morning I became a proud owner of the Oregon Trail Benefits card.

Meaning…

I get free food…FOR FREE!!!

I know what you’re thinking…”Wait…Isn’t Sean already 250 lbs??? And, doesn’t he NOT need more food???”

WRONG dick

The fact is…

ROCKET SCIENTISTS discovered while working on the space shuttle “Horshack” that just one glance at a person with an OTM card will give the men and women that see the card holder, with said card, so many different types of orgasms, (Vagina, penis, butt, nose, ear, and imaginary orgasms, just to name a few) that you can actually urinate platinum afterwards.

That’ll be my gift to you

$250 a month for food…Jiminy Cricket…That’s gonna buy me alot of Boboli and Nesquik powder!!!

why CAN we all get along

we’ve come so far as a country

Technology knowledge that I know

Aaahhhh the joys of Technology.

TOPIC ONE:

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I just downloaded every Super Nintendo game known to man…And have been playing Legend of zelda…for about 10 hours…I…I’m no hero but, Man I wish I had a sword…I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I did…How does one run a man through with your blade…Do I pick a broad sword, hand sword, magic elven sword?…It’s all hebrew to me.

TOPIC TWO:
Uh oh… I smell GENIUS!!!!

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Heres a video of a geek…A geek that created a thing called 3D…I know…I’ve never heard of it either

The future is now ladies, and gentlemen.


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